Come, wearing your vampish best to show your support of Spike’s Vampire Bar, the undead haven in the sunblighted wasteland of Black Rock City. We are throwing an extravaganza at the Porn Palace in San Francisco this March 24th of the year Two Thousand and Seven, and humbly request your patronage so that we might once again afford the storage and transport of the infrastructure that is our haven of darkness for one week of the year. For the price of your entry we will offer you a night of revelry to be surpassed only by the experience of Spike’s on the playa itself.

This event is limited to those 21 years of age and older. Please, no outside food or drink. No nudity is allowed.